Dear Wisconsin Legislators:
I have been reading about your proposed $25 tax on the purchase of new bicycles in the state, but I have an even better idea: tax people for disagreeing with you.
Sure, a bike tax is a brilliant way to help kill everything from people to nature to clean air by encouraging the dirty, unhealthy and economically critical habit of driving uninsured deathtraps along our deteriorating highways and bridges. It’s also a cleverly subtle attack on the profitability of the family business of our last Democratic gubernatorial candidate.
But there’s so much more you can do to reach your social and economic goals.
Seriously. Until you can finish discouraging the populace from thinking, why not make everyone pay for disagreeing with you? Something along the lines of $2 per reasonable idea ought to be plenty as a start. Let’s call it the Rational Thought Tax.